Miscellaneous: Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to... - FML

By oxjessiiox - 11/10/2009 15:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2015 15:28 - United States - Jamestown

Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 01:00 - Netherlands - Zwijndrecht

Today, I was rehearsing for a school play. My drama teacher keeps criticising the part where I fake-trip, saying I make it look terribly fake. During today's rehearsal, I actually tripped for real, and smashed my kneecaps against the floor with a scream. He still said my "acting" sucked. FML

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By seussical65 - 14/04/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML

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By Nurse - 31/08/2018 15:00

Today, a pregnant woman asked me to give her a demonstration on how to push when having a baby. I agreed and pushed, but I may have pushed a little too hard because I shat myself. The pregnant woman laughed and said she was hoping that would happen. FML

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By ugh - 03/09/2013 23:53 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I ended up taking a massive dump after being constipated for a while. I thought I was alone, so I pretended I was giving birth to my turd, and let out all kinds of sound effects. Next thing I know, I hear a knock at the door and my mom asking, "Should I call 911?" FML

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By gassy - 29/12/2012 09:32 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I auditioned for a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain and as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML

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By juliet - 06/04/2009 04:39 - Canada

Today, my theatre teacher made me go on stage even though I had a violent stomach flu. My understudies were unreachable, and she threatened to fail me if I did not perform. Halfway through the first act, I vomited on the first row. She failed me for letting the cast down. FML

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By superman_not - 10/06/2009 15:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to play the role of Superman in a production on stage. They had to stuff my underwear because my 'thing' wasn't big enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2016 19:28 - United States - Carlisle

Today, I performed a piano piece at a school play. Everything went well until I got up and accidentally smashed my shin against one of the piano legs. Before I could bite my tongue, I'd already yelled "Fucking hell!" in front of about 50 second graders. FML

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By anonymous - 16/09/2011 17:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a graded performance in my drama class. I had to play a murderer in an interrogation room. I got really into it and started pounding on the windows to try to "escape". The thin glass smashed. Four hours in casualty, stitches and plastic surgery pretty much sum up my mood. FML

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Sweny 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 20:17

Fyl,shit happens :P

YDIxLol 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 20:17

Ouch, that sucks... But it's a little funny. :)

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Catheec 4

Sunday 29 November 2009 8:14

Next time don't agree to be in the play unless they give you a C section. ;)

Acribus 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 4:20

Best fml ever.

Princess_Julzer 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 1:45

this made me laugh out loud, a lot! Brilliant.

oxjessiiox 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 9:04

Thanks guys ;) I'm the one who submitted this, I made an account afterwards jjust to reply to all of your comments. Yes, it was embarressing, thats why its on FML. I never though my most embarressing moment of all time could get so many "LOLS" and "LMFAO" Makes me feel like a celebrity to know all you awsome FML'ers are reading my FML and getting good laughs out of it :') Jess (aka Poop) x x x

tb15 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 22:42

sometimes the mods put a badge next to the OP's comment. Either they forgot any you are the OP. If so thanks for replying to your FML. or you're not the OP which is wierd

Spooky_Variety 5

Tuesday 2 March 2010 4:08

To be fair... that does make it horribly realistic.

MusicLover1o1_fml 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 4:08

That made me almost crap my pants from laughing!! I guess I'm just lucky.

pink_mess 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 10:56

hahahaha by any chance was the play Mary giving birth to baby Jesús lmao haha FYL

catchkylie 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 2:07

lmfao. Shit happens. Literally. xD

KRYPTON1T3 5

Saturday 19 February 2011 7:00

rofl!

hottyinabag12345 0

Monday 9 May 2011 4:13

was it really necessary to shit yourself

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