Miscellaneous: Today, I had to give myself a pep talk because I was drained...

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By AnimatedJ - 14/03/2016 10:34 - United States - Arlington

Today, I had to give myself a pep talk because I was drained of energy when I woke saying this is gonna be my day, nothing can stop me. Only to getting up and falling flat on my face. My legs were still asleep. FML

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