Intimacy: Today, I had to do a urine test at my doctor's office. As I flushed... - FML

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By Milo - 18/04/2016 18:35 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I had to do a urine test at my doctor's office. As I flushed the toilet, the urine filled container fell off the top of the toilet paper holder into the high powered flush and disappeared. It had my name on it so I told reception. I couldn't pee again so I have to go back later. FML

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