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By toothless - 23/03/2016 04:25 - United States - Ottawa

Today, I had dream where I lost all of my teeth. In the dream, I tried to tell myself I need to wake up because it's only in dreams that I lose teeth but I wouldn't wake up. I had accept that I was going to be toothless for the rest of my life. This isn't the first time. FML

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