By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
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alien_bow 0

Shouldn't assume you're going to get married like that, since your tone seems to indicate this was your first date. However, it's really wrong of the girl to just play you like that, and then adding insult to injury...FYL.

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imagineyesterday 0

#1, what, like there's some infallible way to distinguish homosexual folks from everyone else? :P

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bobby_blackhulk 0

I think you lost your man card

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jujuroxursox 15

I pity the poor girl who hooked up with her… and all those guys who fell, like OP, for her…

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chris4u2nv5 19

You didn't lose. The girl she hooked up with was a fag! So you won.

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fantasyworld 37

You wanted to marry her? You only had one date.

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Exaspera 54

So, how did this turn out in terms of marriage?

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jmtucker 6

If she had to get her drunk it doesn't count.

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