Kids: Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son.... - FML

By yobruh - 17/05/2011 04:54

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

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By Laurel - 25/05/2013 04:37 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML

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It's a pretty good response, though

By angrymom - 04/06/2021 01:59

Today, I got a call from my son’s teacher. Apparently, while doing a test, he responded to the question, "Predict how the government will change in the next ten years" with, "I’m not psychic." FML

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By worldsmosthonestdad - 12/05/2017 14:00

Today, I got a call from my 8-year-old's 3rd grade teacher. Apparently a question went around class asking, "Why do you think you were put on this Earth?", and my son answered, "My dad says it's because I swam the fastest." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2016 21:17 - United States - Fremont

Today, my son's teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. He put down "unemployed". FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2016 04:31 - United States - Havertown

Today, my dad had fun embarrassing me as much as possible in my parent-teacher conference by moaning whenever the teacher talked. FML

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Hey! Teachers! Leave those kids alone!

By Anonymous - 24/09/2021 13:58

Today, while grading my kindergarteners' spelling tests, one kid spelled all the words wrong, including his name. FML

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By :(( - 17/11/2013 20:27 - United States - Pearland

Today, I got my dad to fill in a questionnaire my teacher handed out on Friday. One question said, "I would like to see my son/daughter ______." My dad wrote in the blank space: "Less often." FML

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By PerpetuallyHappy - 25/09/2012 23:20 - United States - Rochester

Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML

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By Noname - 26/02/2009 15:30 - United States

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

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Huge balls

By Anonymous - 10/10/2021 19:04 - United States

Today, I had to pick up my son from school because he was constantly talking about his "Giant pen." In mid-July, I got him a giant-sized pen (writing utensil) and he liked it very much. Apparently, one of the teachers had their mind in the gutter and thought he was talking about… you know what. FML

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hellogoodbye1996 6

Tuesday 17 May 2011 21:44

so it was a parent teacher conference because he did exceedingly well on his test?

issoz 10

Tuesday 17 May 2011 16:03

This kid sure knows about life!

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RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 17 May 2011 16:50

It would have been funnier if it was a multiple choice test and "Chuck Norris" was not a choice.

kybad1980 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 16:52

Good lad, I wanted to try the same in a pub quiz but I was over ruled by my team mates

the_gman 7

Tuesday 17 May 2011 16:52

On his birthday, Chuck Norris selects one lucky orphan to be thrown into the sun.

619warrior281 5

Tuesday 17 May 2011 16:56

you should embrace your child within a loving grasp for being such a lively smartass.

MearaRocks 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 16:57

that kid's going places

honoshikun 3

Tuesday 17 May 2011 16:57

Chuck Norris should come and roundhouse kick the teacher and save him. Its good to see a kid knows the true answer to everything!

aspynski 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 16:59

good kid. good kid.

Kahuna382000 2

Tuesday 17 May 2011 17:04

Your child is clever. Chuck is always the answer. When Robert J Oppenheimer said, 'I am become death, the destroyer of worlds'; he wasn't referring to the creation of the atomic bomb. He was talking about his new Chuck Norris Halloween costume.

jablome 6

Tuesday 17 May 2011 17:11

Look on the bright side, OP. He'll be the funniest lettuce washer at McDonalds when he grows up.

deerpants 2

Tuesday 17 May 2011 17:11

it must have been a confrenece about how smart your kid is

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