Intimacy: Today i had a math test. i didn't know how to do one question...

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2016 09:54 - Singapore - Singapore

Today i had a math test. i didn't know how to do one question so i passed the person beside me a note asking," do you know how to do question 4?" Ten minutes before test ended he passed me a note saying," Yeah i do." FML

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