Today, I got told my libido is considered exhausting by my wife,...

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2021 05:17

Today, I got told my libido is considered exhausting by my wife, the woman I lost my v-card to. I can understand where she's coming from and this wouldnt be a problem but the woman can literally inflare my sexually desires with a smile. FML

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