Miscellaneous: Today, I got stopped in the hall at school by the guy I've liked... - FML

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By Mortified - 31/03/2016 23:19 - United States - Houston

Today, I got stopped in the hall at school by the guy I've liked since freshman year. Only to tell me I had a period stain on my pants. Fml

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