Work: Today, I got fired for sleeping in my car on my lunch break and... - FML

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By anonymous - 15/05/2016 04:18

Today, I got fired for sleeping in my car on my lunch break and clocking in late 5 minutes. All while a different departments supervisor took pictures before waking me up and showing everyone at work. My coworkers have now made memes with those pictures and posted them to Facebook. FML

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