Miscellaneous: Today, I got a new haircut. I was feeling pretty confident, until...

By Lovemynewhaircut - 10/03/2015 18:47 - United States - Brentwood

Today, I got a new haircut. I was feeling pretty confident, until coworkers and family members kept making comments like, "I think you gained a little weight", "You look older" and "Do you still like guys?" Apparently, my new haircut changed my waist size and my sexual orientation. FML

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By jessel_ladd92 - 09/09/2013 06:42 - United States

Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML

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By Xpresss - 02/02/2009 10:39 - United States

Today, I came into work with a new hair cut and so far everyone has asked me If I lost a bet. FML

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By stupidgirlll - 26/06/2009 08:09 - United States

Today, I was excited about showing off my new haircut. All my friends thought it looked really good and it made me look older. What did my boyfriend think? He said I look like a little girl and he was afraid to kiss me in public because he didn't want someone to think he was a pedophile. FML

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Mistaken identity

By Anonymous - 15/05/2022 07:00 - Brazil - Fraiburgo

Today, after cutting my hair and shaving, I had girls hitting on me for the first time ever! Too bad they thought I was a butch lesbian, not a man. FML

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Shaved

By richard - 21/03/2014 16:10 - United States - Redmond

Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML

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By Tooks - 28/07/2009 19:41 - United Kingdom

Today, everyone at work commented on how much better my new haircut looked and how I should keep styling it this way as it's such an improvement over my old style. I was late for work this morning. My new hair style was Bed hair that I didn't have time to sort out... FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2019 18:01

Today, I got a haircut. During dinner, my grandmother complained about it, and said I looked terrible. I've had the exact same haircut for years. FML

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By theboywithlonghair - 09/09/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I decided to go get my hair cut because it was getting a bit long. I told the lady that I wanted it way short and she replied "Why? You will look like a guy sweetie." I am a guy. FML

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By Eternal_Babyface - 08/11/2015 17:14 - United States

Today, I was talking to a friend and bemoaning the fact that my new coworkers keep mixing up my gender. She looked at me critically and said, "Yeah, until you can grow a decent beard, people are going to keep thinking you're an intern or a butch lesbian." FML

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Get better friends

By Anonymous - 15/05/2022 00:01

Today, after years of being too self-conscious to do anything big with my appearance, I finally got an undercut. My best friend went on a rant about how I "ruined" how I look and now she can't be seen with me, because we "look mismatched together." Looks like I'm back to being self-conscious. FML

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garrett_8614 14

Wednesday 11 March 2015 9:41

Who just asks someone "Do you still like guys?" That's pretty rude. FYL

peceout 29

Wednesday 11 March 2015 9:38

If you like it, ignore the others. You do you.

Comments

afallingstar 22

Wednesday 11 March 2015 16:13

I'm assuming OP cut her hair short. It's really dumb that some people think short hair= lesbian. Even if she was isn't that her business, not someone else's?

RKD 23

Wednesday 11 March 2015 16:47

Sorry to hear, OP-you probably haven't gained any weight, the short cut probably just made you face look fuller!

Jake42100 17

Wednesday 11 March 2015 17:03

I didnt know hair cuts had that capability,Guess I'll stay after from the barber for now on....

gonnawhupu 13

Wednesday 11 March 2015 17:20

OP, about the weight thing, if you usually have a lot of hair, then you get it cut, it may make you look a little chunkier. It always happens to me. Sorry OP, that they didn't like your haircut.

meegal 12

Wednesday 11 March 2015 17:33

Well what kind of haircut did you get? Before I get into this THIS IS MY OPINION AND IN NO WAY A FACT! It's your hair, do whatever you want with it. You decide, not anyone else. I just think that girls look more feminine with more girly long haircuts and not short boy haircuts. I usually don't like when a girl gets a boy haircut that's all short. But like I said, your hair so your choice. Do whatever makes you happy. I'm just trying to explain why people might have made the comments if you got a short haircut.

whassallt26 13

Wednesday 11 March 2015 18:10

It's hair, it'll grow back, who cares

hurley12 30

Wednesday 11 March 2015 18:47

Your new haircut makes you look like an old fat lesbian?

caseylou 12

Wednesday 11 March 2015 19:22

Don't forget age.

Agoodperspn1990 11

Wednesday 11 March 2015 19:47

Totally had that happen to me! Got told alot that it looked like I gained so much weight in my face suddenly... Now my hair is long and pulled close to my face!