Today, I got a haircut. I jokingly said I wanted a reverse mohawk... - FML

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By bad hair day - 21/08/2017 03:24

Today, I got a haircut. I jokingly said I wanted a reverse mohawk and the barber took me literally. My senior year of college starts tomorrow. FML

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