Animals: Today, I found out what it feels like to get hit in the head...

By CA19oo - 20/03/2012 01:03 - United States - Buford

Today, I found out what it feels like to get hit in the head with a bat. Not the wooden kind though. The one that bites and claws you when it gets stuck in your hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 17:45 - Mexico - Saltillo

Today, I now know how it feels to have a splinter of wood hammered a full inch underneath your fingernail. FML

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By nukebroadcast - 16/12/2010 06:32 - United States

Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML

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By BurnItOff - 19/04/2024 20:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I thought I had a stick stuck in my hair. A very pokey stick. That aggressively bit my face when I tried to get it out of my hair. It was a big ass spider. My face feels like it's been punched. FML

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By ProtoBird - 14/04/2016 04:11 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I got hit so hard in the head by a dodgeball that a contact popped right out. To make matters worse, I continued to get hit as a futilely searched for it. FML

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By inpain - 02/12/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I learned that my hairdo must look like a rat. I found out when a hawk swooped down and dug its claws into my head while I was sunbathing. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 15:23 - United States - Tracy

Today, it took a whole half hour of scratching my head before I realized with horror that the weird tickling sensation I'd been feeling was actually a spider crawling around in my hair. FML

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By moe - 27/05/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 02:46 - United States

Today, I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2012 21:10 - United Kingdom - Walsall

Today, a baseball bat fell on my head while my boyfriend and I were cuddling. The same baseball bat that he keeps next to the bed, because he genuinely fears a zombie outbreak. FML

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kay2810 9

Tuesday 20 March 2012 8:36

Sometimes I wonder what lead to these kind of FML's...

crushedone 7

Tuesday 20 March 2012 8:41

I see you've met my ex-girlfriend.

Comments

barbie_9941 13

Wednesday 21 March 2012 5:57

I hope you also learned what it feels like to begin the series of rabies vaccinations....

sunshinethehuman 9

Wednesday 21 March 2012 6:04

How cuuute ^____^

howsitgoingjc 2

Wednesday 21 March 2012 6:09

Funne

agreedtodisagree 4

Wednesday 21 March 2012 13:54

I kinda wanna say that you deserved it.

possiblelozer 4

Wednesday 21 March 2012 20:04

Time for a rabies shot and a glass of wine!

AMClaire99 2

Wednesday 21 March 2012 22:03

Yeah I like how I thought you were talking about a wooden bat, then "not the wooden kind" aka metal bat, and then I realized it was an animal. HA

ValkyrieCain 0

Wednesday 21 March 2012 23:38

That's impossible, Bats are highly skilled navigators and would never be stupid enough to fly into peoples hair. Was it a Bird or a small rodent perhaps?? FAIL.

necrotic1 0

Thursday 22 March 2012 2:36

See a doctor. If it scratched (yes,scratched) you even a little bit you can still get rabies. By the time there's symptoms it's already too late to treat. Fatal within a month, not to freak your shit out...