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By mylifesucks - 16/03/2016 04:50 - United States - Fremont

Today, I found out that my supposedly dead sister is actually the woman that I have been traveling with for the past year. She apparently fell and hit her head and couldn't remember anything until my fiancé accidentally tripped her down the stairs. FML

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