Miscellaneous: Today, I found out my best friend and my sister have been seeing...

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By R.G. - 17/02/2016 14:33 - United States - Shepherdsville

Today, I found out my best friend and my sister have been seeing each other. I found that out, when I saw my best friend screwing my sister in full view of the window. FML.

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