Health: Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed...

By Anonymous - 16/01/2012 14:15 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML

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By Alice - 24/10/2012 16:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML

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By soawkward - 26/01/2012 19:09 - Canada

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2014 01:23 - United States - South Salem

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML

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By Yes - 24/11/2009 16:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML

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By Koda - 06/05/2011 04:27

Today, I passed out when my blood sugar dropped. Three times. And each time, my roommate, who was right next to me, just let me fall because he liked the way my face looked. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2018 19:00

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML

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By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

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By anon - 24/03/2012 03:51 - United States - Addison

Today, I went to a concert with my new boyfriend. I had a panic attack halfway through and an ambulance picked me up. My boyfriend met my parents for the first time drunk, in the emergency room. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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By wifeofafainter - 24/09/2015 06:31 - United States - Bronx

Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML

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kona314 1

Monday 16 January 2012 19:03

I don't always pass out, but when I do, it's because I'm scared of passing out

Mr25_fml 14

Monday 16 January 2012 19:08

I wonder if that would count as sleeping together..

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awaniss 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 1:52

hahahhaha i passout every night before i got bed. lol thats funnyXD

FroHo 8

Tuesday 17 January 2012 2:00

Man up and learn how to deal with small things like that in life. Or in your case, "woman up". You can never know if someone's life depended on you one day, and that's not the time to be faint-hearted. Get your shit straight.

ShadowedHuman 5

Tuesday 17 January 2012 2:07

You're a keeper!

DarkKnightSRT4 2

Tuesday 17 January 2012 2:59

Romeo and juliet?

bitchesbcrazy 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 3:59

When you both wake up with splitting headaches, just watch the hangover and you'll understand

nikkkkkiii 7

Tuesday 17 January 2012 4:25

It's like Romeo and Juliet! The wimpy version.

adrianxrawr 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 5:32

passed.

bananahannah60 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 5:59

aww.

dornez 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 8:21

romeo and juliet

ryancolly 2

Tuesday 17 January 2012 10:48

I think you should go becoming a actor

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