Miscellaneous: Today, I forgot to log out of my Facebook account before leaving...

By reallythough - 13/04/2013 18:07 - United Kingdom - Bicester

Today, I forgot to log out of my Facebook account before leaving for work. When I got back home, I discovered that my brother had gone through and commented "quack" on all my friend's duckfacing photos. She was not pleased. FML

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By beccabooyah - 20/11/2011 00:52 - United States

Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 38 687

Log out

By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML

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You deserved it 8 611

Just a prank, bro!

By fail - 16/02/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML

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You deserved it 68 073

By Fabio - 29/07/2016 00:13 - Malta - Piet?

Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2014 01:25 - United States - Butler

Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML

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You deserved it 12 014

Terrible prank

By Malakai - 02/02/2011 05:57 - United States

Today, while I was in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been Facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

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You deserved it 8 473

By Anonymous - 10/12/2015 13:27 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML

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By Thanks guys - 26/11/2013 05:21 - United States - Richmond

Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML

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You deserved it 4 921

Quit while you're ahead

By noname - 20/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I went on Facebook to find that my little brother had messed with my profile. He wrote on my status that I'm a piece of shit, I have no life, and several other nasty and perverted things. Underneath, it said 26 of my friends liked this. I'm new to Facebook. So far I have 26 friends. FML

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You deserved it 8 272

By GshDrnt - 21/04/2011 02:57 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML

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You deserved it 6 603

DocBastard 38

Sunday 14 April 2013 3:36

Where is the "Your idiot friend deserves it" button?

Cusefan5 6

Sunday 14 April 2013 3:36

They deserved for using the ugly ass **** face

Comments

onorexveritas 23

Sunday 14 April 2013 8:28

and the lesson is...

mightymart 5

Sunday 14 April 2013 8:30

YDI for having stupid friends who do duck faces...

fuck_youu_ws 4

Sunday 14 April 2013 8:36

Duckfaces are for sucking dicks !!! :)♪───Ｏ（≧∇≦）Ｏ────♪

JessiKitty_lol 7

Sunday 14 April 2013 8:38

She deserved it for making duckfaces.

donkeytowel 11

Sunday 14 April 2013 10:19

i love your brother.

NaN101 27

Sunday 14 April 2013 10:51

Yup, that's what can happen when you leave FB logged on. Fully deserved it (your friend as well, for making duckfaces).

mconionman 6

Sunday 14 April 2013 11:42

Don't punish the kid, He was only trying to speak to her in her native language

abirdgotshot 13

Sunday 14 April 2013 12:47

Time to duck and lie low from facebook for a while. Peace out.

mullisupreme 16

Sunday 14 April 2013 12:58

thats cool considering all the stuff he could have done instead!

rhapsodys 12

Sunday 14 April 2013 13:37

Your brother is epic!

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