Miscellaneous: Today, I finally was called pretty for the first time. Too bad...

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By uglyaf - 03/06/2016 15:14

Today, I finally was called pretty for the first time. Too bad it came from a creepy old man standing behind me at 7/11. FML

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OhPuhleeze 23

Saturday 4 June 2016 4:35

I am assuming that a girl wrote this.. and even though a girl wrote this, it's an FML from all guys. We just can't seem to win. We're insecure/unappreciative if we don't say it, and creepy when we do. Good Job ladies.

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OhPuhleeze 23

Saturday 4 June 2016 4:35

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