Today, I finally fully realized that my entire life was nothing... - FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2023 23:10 - Canada - Quill Lake

Today, I finally fully realized that my entire life was nothing but a worthless waste of time. Not only have I spent all 32 years of my life settling for whatever I could get, but my last chance at love was 6 years ago, when I chose my now ex over going back to an alcoholic who hit me. FML

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