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By StudentLife - 12/05/2016 14:02 - Australia - Saint Kilda

Today, I discovered the housemate I rarely see is home with a stomach bug. How do I know? My room shares a very thin wall with nearest toilet, so I get to hear everything. This is just after another housemate, who is always having loud bowel movements finally left for the weekend. FML

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