Animals: Today, I discovered that my 100-pound Rottweiler is absolutely...

By pansypup - 03/09/2015 02:30 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I discovered that my 100-pound Rottweiler is absolutely terrified of (drumroll please) orange peels. Yup. A byproduct of my lunch will turn this hulking monolith with teeth into a whimpering puddle of pee. FML

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By conbon123 - 29/04/2013 07:20 - United States - Beaverton

Today, my dog became scared of his own food bowl. He now barks for ages every time he sees it. FML

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By DogLover - 06/02/2013 13:59 - United States - Watertown

Today, I learned that my big, tough, strong dog is terrified of spiders when he jumped, knocked over a table and then peed on the spider to drown it. FML

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By hadtocleanthemess - 28/06/2011 12:35 - Canada

Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML

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By emilyhendrix0414 - 28/09/2012 10:53 - United States

Today, my 5-year-old, overweight Siberian Husky tackled me because he thought that my lipstick was food. FML

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By Pups4Cups - 26/10/2016 12:43

Today, I finally realized why my 9-week-old puppy was going to the bathroom so much. I went to pick up the food bag and realized she had chewed a hole in the bottom, and eaten half of the bag in the last 4 days. Goodbye 30 pounds of dog food, and 100$ for a vet visit. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 14:00

Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML

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By badwolf - 04/09/2012 20:34 - United States

Today, I bought some bitter-apple spray to stop my puppy chewing on everything. Later, I found out how effective it was, when I tried to eat a sandwich, and gagged at the horrifying taste on my hands. My dog seems unaffected, and continues to chew the table legs. FML

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By Pisser - 26/06/2014 04:57 - United States - Portland

Today, my sweet 7-month-old puppy ran up to a big fat dog at the park and did what she always does: roll over on her back to start to play. The big fat dog lifted his leg and peed all over my puppy's belly. After the shock, my soaking wet puppy jumped on me. FML

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By missmisfit - 13/06/2012 04:14 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I gave my puppy a treat for finally doing his business in the grass instead of on the patio. He later puked it up all over the patio. FML

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By toadface - 04/08/2009 23:25 - United States

Today, I took my puppy outside to play. At one point, she stopped chewing on her toy and ran over to give me a big kiss all over my face and mouth. A few minutes later I realized that her chew toy was actually the dried up carcass of a toad. FML

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Thursday 3 September 2015 18:17

Lots of dogs dislike citrus from what I've heard. So maybe he was reacting to the smell?

shady914 14

Thursday 3 September 2015 18:16

Dogs hate citrus

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pennsatucky 12

Thursday 3 September 2015 19:50

My dog is terrified of plastic bags lol.

Racehorse 5

Thursday 3 September 2015 19:56

The aliens are disguised as orange peels and the dogs know it!

Azarashi 5

Thursday 3 September 2015 20:00

Just asking... how is this bad to your life?

wolfheartmoon 12

Thursday 3 September 2015 20:11

My dog will eat citrus for every meal if you let her. Clementines and oranges, she goes nuts when she smells me peeling one.

ApplePie1994 27

Thursday 3 September 2015 20:25

Is it just me, or are bigger dogs the biggest softies? That's not bad; I love big dogs! A family in Kerry I know has a huge German Shepherd who whines like mad and just glomps to your legs :P She's such a sweetheart. Also, dogs no likey citrus. It's common for people to use bottles filled with lemon water to deter dogs from entering their yard.

crazygirl2014 8

Thursday 3 September 2015 20:43

My mom's dog is afraid of a big orange ball.

RaveIsMe 13

Thursday 3 September 2015 20:44

Dogs don't like oranges actually. If you rub citrus oils on your table or chairs, it will keep puppies from chewing on them.

MandieL 27

Friday 4 September 2015 3:34

I wish this were true of my dog. When she was a pup, she loved all the sprays that were used to deter her from chewing. She liked them so it just made her want to chew them more lol. We ended up spraying them on her toys so she would choose them over the furniture.

USMC10Rex12451 16

Thursday 3 September 2015 20:47

I love Rottweilers

DoomedGemini 37

Thursday 3 September 2015 20:47

Our mastador(mastiff-lab) will run from other dogs. Our 9 pound dachshund chases them off usually. He was also scared of a gas can. He will, however, stand his ground if he's with one of us to protect us. Big dogs seem to usually be big, adorable scaredy-cats.

AshBash2211 14

Thursday 3 September 2015 22:22

Lol my rotty was scared of shitzus and chihuahuas!! Oh and he was terrified of thunderstorms and would often be found hiding between our toilet and bathtub when thunder started!