Today, I decided not to show up at school to teach my English... - FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2021 08:10 - El Salvador - San Salvador

Today, I decided not to show up at school to teach my English classes for no reason so I called and came up with an excuse. At 6:58 am, the light went out. I start my classes at 7:00. It’s noon already and I still have no electrical service. Plus, my cellphone data sucks. FML

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