Animals: Today, I couldn't sleep because I had the worst time positioning...

By Teresa - 28/05/2010 04:30 - United States

Today, I couldn't sleep because I had the worst time positioning myself around my cat who was sleeping in my bed. I couldn't kick my cat out of bed because I earlier today had an argument with my brother over which of us the cat loved more. FML

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By introublenow - 18/09/2015 12:22 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I woke up to a cat licking my face. I don't have a cat. I quickly put the cat out the front door and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I remembered that I had agreed to take care of my sister's cat for a week. I looked out the door, but the cat is nowhere to be found. FML

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lettertjes 0

Friday 28 May 2010 13:22

You can get a cat out of your bed without kicking it, you know. Just lift it up and put it on the ground. Or lift it up and put it on a more convenient place on your bed. It'll most likely just continue sleeping.

Chunchunchun 3

Friday 28 May 2010 12:20

I never kick my cat off my bed no matter how uncomfortable it is :)

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isthisanfml 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 5:55

well that's what happens when you succomb to pride

SammieBrittsU 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 5:59

hahaha me n my bro fight all da time who gets to sleep wit da dog

wildchick1414 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 6:29

haha fail!

Kitsukami 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 7:10

Okay.... I love animals and everything, but YDI... You let your CAT take over your bed. That's not right. Definitely not right.

thechief50 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 7:45

oh my ******* god! I your like my twin from another ****** demention!!! same thing here

gebballer 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 8:12

make it want 2 leave

iranoutofnames 6

Saturday 29 May 2010 8:59

**** cats :)

Agamemnon_fml 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 16:56

fyl tbh. nothing wrong with having an argument with a sybling and wanting to prove them wrong. it sounds like something that would happen between my sister and I.