Intimacy: Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage.... - FML

By bman - 07/04/2012 06:41 - Australia - Sydney

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Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML

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By JMG - 19/08/2012 05:25 - United States

Today, at the water park, my grandmother's boob slipped out. Every time I close my eyes, I see her dangling breast in my mind. FML

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By bleeeaaaaaacccccchhhhhhhh - 21/06/2013 21:00 - United States - Washington

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Today, I walked in on my grandma playing with herself. Every time I close my eyes, I see things that no mortal was ever meant to see. FML

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By agentile - 02/12/2010 01:14 - United States

Today, my grandma was leaning over in front of me, vacuuming, while wearing a V-neck shirt. Out of instinct, I glanced at her chest. She's 75. I checked out my 75 year-old grandma. FML

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By lovingthis - 09/01/2013 16:48 - United States - Largo

Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

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By ohmygod - 20/06/2013 05:49 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started watching me. Suddenly she said, "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML

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By Gabriel A - 15/01/2011 04:05 - United States

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Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML

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By scarred - 17/09/2018 15:30

Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML

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Checked out

By Anonymous - 21/09/2019 16:01

Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 15:49 - Canada

Today, I was talking to my grandmother, who was lying down on the couch under a blanket watching TV. As I was leaving, I said "See you later Nana," and patted her on the shoulder. Her shoulder was soft, and moved more than I expected. It was her boob. I felt up my grandma. FML

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Caught red-handed

By caught - 09/01/2012 00:43 - United States

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Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML

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Angieboo227 0

Saturday 7 April 2012 16:16

Thats nasty

jerseyboy732 16

Saturday 7 April 2012 16:21

please don't fap to the flap

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jdcg116 10

Saturday 7 April 2012 19:44

NO. NO NO NO. O_o.

crazycatgirl 0

Saturday 7 April 2012 19:47

Apparently you were desperate for something to stare at, cause guys die if they don't have boobs to stare at

MigraineurOfLife 15

Saturday 7 April 2012 20:20

Disturbing! There's just some things you don't say out-loud... nor do people want to hear about it.

WeMeetAgain 0

Saturday 7 April 2012 20:25

More like fapjacks.

klovemachine 24

Saturday 7 April 2012 20:27

Ah yeah ;)

alyssa0 4

Saturday 7 April 2012 20:32

Mmm, yummy. Nothing better than old saggy boobs.

jackiedeanee97 1

Saturday 7 April 2012 20:32

Oh that's just wrong!

lyssa_jean 7

Saturday 7 April 2012 20:41

I often stare at my grandmas boobs. but at the same time i am always thinking, "God, i hope my boobs dont hang to my belly button when i get old like hers do......" or i hope i can afford a lift:)

Wtfeezy 5

Saturday 7 April 2012 20:41

Someone Is a freak... Was her boobs that big for a grandmother?!

steven1995 5

Saturday 7 April 2012 20:53

Wtf

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