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By drkate25 - 07/06/2016 15:53 - United States - Enfield

Today, I caught my 2 year old cat on the kitchen counter (where she's not allowed) staring intently at the candle I had lit. When I yelled at her to get down, she looked at me like she was going to set the house on fire and kill us all. I'm afraid to sleep now. FML

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snyder97 6

Wednesday 8 June 2016 8:51

Just make sure all the candles are out when you go to bed? Thumbs for the win

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snyder97 6

Wednesday 8 June 2016 8:51

Just make sure all the candles are out when you go to bed? Thumbs for the win

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