Intimacy: Today, I bought professional hair clippers to shave down below,...

By Anonymous - 20/10/2012 04:03 - United States - Ypsilanti

Today, I bought professional hair clippers to shave down below, thinking it would be safer than using a razor. Let's just say the bathroom now looks like a murder scene, and it's going to be a while before I have sex again. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2015 17:38 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I thought I would treat myself to a shave and a haircut at a proper barber, instead of just a haircut at Supercuts. After many "Oops", "Sorry", even an "Oh dear", I left with no hair cut, and blood streaming from multiple slices in my face from the shave. I think one might need stitches. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2021 00:01

Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 00:10 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML

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By Humiliated - 14/09/2009 12:58 - United States

Today, I was shaving and I sneezed unexpectedly. I ended up cutting myself so badly that I had to go to the emergency room. It wouldn't have been quite so humiliating if I hadn't been forced to show the extremely attractive doctor my sliced open and half shaved crotch. FML

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By hunchback of notre bite - 09/08/2013 22:23 - Korea, Republic of

Today, I was in the shower with my boyfriend, and things started to get heated. That's where it all went to hell; I slipped and fell, bringing down with me the curtain and grooming products, and putting my back out. There goes my sex life. FML

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Slicy slicy

By ChloeLuvzAnime - 30/03/2021 17:01

Today, I got the courage to surprise my boyfriend by shaving my pubic region. To my agonizingly painful dismay, the razor sliced through an apparent zit on one of my lips. Now my vagina is bleeding for a whole different reason, and I'm possibly traumatized. FML

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By Taylor - 15/07/2012 14:42 - United States - Eastchester

Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML

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Why I did that?

By Anonymous - 29/02/2020 14:00

Today, I was trying to shave down there. I'm about 6 months pregnant, and I can't see past my belly. I ended up scaring the crap out of myself into thinking I was miscarrying until my baby kicked and I realized I had just accidentally cut myself with the razor. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 13:24 - Australia

Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML

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Cavebone 5

Saturday 20 October 2012 12:09

Just wondering if you're a girl our guy do I can grimace accordingly

stronghand0331 17

Saturday 20 October 2012 12:12

How uncoordinated does one have to be to take multiple gouges out of ones important bits with an electric shaver?

Comments

hol18 5

Saturday 20 October 2012 23:24

If there is a lot of hair, trim with scissors first (not to close) and then use the preferred hair removal product. Absolutely no need for 'professional hair.clippers'.

totheforest84 4

Saturday 20 October 2012 23:34

yeah got to he careful with those they will pull loose skin in real quick; leaves some interesting marks or apperantly through massive amounts of blood everywhere based on your wording.

freshx_fml 6

Sunday 21 October 2012 0:22

Sinner.

Austyn57 1

Sunday 21 October 2012 0:24

lets c your masterpeicr

CadillacPimpen 6

Sunday 21 October 2012 1:34

I would wax 36 for free..

WritingWrongs 8

Sunday 21 October 2012 5:55

-36, not lately, I'm not that broke anymore... But no, I have never heard of someone actually paying to have some stranger shave their balls. I guess I'm wierd like that.

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 21 October 2012 7:38

Because he's the most interesting dog in the world. He once dug up a complete dinosaur skeleton to add to his bone collection. Don't say 'commo estas' to him unless the rest of your conversation will be in German, Chinese, and Spanish, simultaneously .