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By I'm an idiot - 30/03/2016 21:38 - United States - Nashville
Today, I bought handcuffs for the very first time. I was curious and wanted to try them out, so I cuffed myself to a corner of my bed. Turns out, I clipped them on too tight, so I couldn't reach the quick-release button. My roommate had to get me out of them. FML