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By CrutchesSuck - 10/09/2016 05:18 - United States - Woodside

Today, I begged the athletic trainer to clear me for physical activity as my team's practices were starting. He finally gave me the okay for my back a mere two hours before practice. Twenty minutes into practice, I sprain my ankle and now I'm out for two weeks. FML

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samhint1 6

Tuesday 13 September 2016 5:48

I got tendentious once before the biggest tourney of the season

mattlikesfunions 22

Monday 12 September 2016 18:49

I broke my foot in the locker room before practice once. out for the season.

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mattlikesfunions 22

Monday 12 September 2016 18:49

I broke my foot in the locker room before practice once. out for the season.

samhint1 6

Tuesday 13 September 2016 5:48

I got tendentious once before the biggest tourney of the season

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