Miscellaneous: Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a...

By Text - 25/04/2011 16:27 - United States

Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML

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You deserved it 8 365

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Today, a friend asked me to help him get rid of a girl who would't stop texting him. It worked perfectly. Now she's texting me nonstop. FML

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By Ace - 01/04/2016 02:17 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, this guy I was seeing dumped me for "bombarding" him with text messages. I'd sent him one text asking if he was okay, after he stood me up 2 nights in a row. FML

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By whyme - 08/12/2010 06:26

Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML

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By Jugan - 19/10/2012 21:44 - France - Vaulx-milieu

Today, I discovered a way to send a massive number of text messages to someone simultaneously, so I decided to do it to my friend as a prank. I quickly noticed that I forgot to disable the delivery notification feature. FML

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You deserved it 39 335

By SugarMyBalls - 19/12/2012 23:31 - United States - Winder

Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML

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You deserved it 3 152

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By iiiiiiii - 22/06/2022 14:00

Today, like every day, everyone blew up my phone at once and I began having a panic attack. Because I didn’t respond immediately, I was called rude and a bad person. Turning off my phone isn’t an option either, because my mom will come in my room and cuss me out for not responding to her texts. FML

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You deserved it 946

By Desperate_measures - 16/01/2010 12:22 - Greece

Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML

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You deserved it 14 747

By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 01:15 - India - Ahmedabad

Today, I found out my best friend made a program to reply to my text messages with random sentences from a list. It took 15 minutes of texting before I finally noticed. FML

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By DeadBroke - 07/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML

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You deserved it 5 726

By Nox - 06/01/2010 07:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 566

You deserved it 7 691

SnowFlakeInAK 7

Monday 25 April 2011 23:08

Sounds like you need to upgrade to unlimited texting!

beckymu 4

Monday 25 April 2011 23:09

good friend you have there...

Comments

IsabellaUndead 3

Wednesday 27 November 2013 18:15

Block them

rfn2 7

Thursday 17 April 2014 14:02

Block their numbers

Fou_Lou 20

Thursday 22 January 2015 11:29

How can you guys in the US have let it come that far that you use plans where you have to pay for INCOMING texts? That´s ridiculous. Its both for me, FYL for having shitty friends, ydi for willingly pay for incoming texts

snapchatfail 6

Sunday 5 July 2015 23:15

what a Great friend

teamkakashi 18

Tuesday 18 August 2015 6:12

Well, time for new friends!

Sumus125 17

Monday 30 November 2015 20:58

Airplane mode

FweakofCydonia 40

Sunday 3 January 2016 2:04

In North America, a lot of plans USED to be based on sent and received texts but not for calls. This was around the time when clicking on the "internet" button was considered a luxury (charge per page). Which is bull. Thankfully, most providers have stopped doing that but people like good old grandma or someone who just doesn't really need a phone that much could benefit from those types of plans.