By Surfinbird09 - 20/12/2009 12:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked a girl I liked for her number, but she claimed she had a broken phone and was getting a new one for Christmas. Unhinged, I go home and go onto Facebook. First thing I see is her status: "Why is no one answering my calls?" FML
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xenomorph 0

No one's answering her calls --> her phone may be broken

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Elf_My_Life 0

Suck to be you. xP How do you know it isn't her home phone she's talking about eh?

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rachaelberri 0

not receiving or getting calls = the phone is broken.

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ohmandapants 16

Has using a house phone become so rare that you automatically assume she was lying about her broken phone?

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happyhak 5

Why is this an FML? Boo hoo, a girl doesnt want to give out her number to some complete random stranger so she lies so she can get away from u? Why would reality be an FML? (Zing!)

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MagicMeds 0

She can reject him without being a two-faced liar perhaps? Maybe it's a guy thing and you never thought of it as a possibility, but you CAN be honest to people.

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happyhak 5

Why is this an FML? Boo hoo, a girl doesnt want to give out her number to some complete random stranger so she lies so she can get away from u? Why would reality be an FML? (Zing!)

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polico_wolf 0

if it's a "complete and random stranger" then how does he know her facebook? they obviously know each other

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Fierce11 0

Boo-freaking-hoo. There's plenty of fish in the sea. It was probably her home phone number...did you ever think of that before becoming all whiny and offended? Worse things could happen so maybe you should get over yourself. :)

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