Health: Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it....

By anonymiss - 13/04/2009 16:12 - Canada

Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML

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By CatLitterLover - 08/02/2011 06:51 - United States

Today, I dropped my Xanax. It wasn't until after I washed it down with some water that I realized it was still on the floor and I had actually swallowed a pebble of cat litter. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2016 01:07 - United States - Roxboro

Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill. My cat ate it before I could pick it up. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2019 22:01

Today, my daughter wanted to show me the tooth she had just lost. As I was in a rush to leave for work, I quickly picked up and swallowed my pill that was on the kitchen table. It was only until I looked back down at the table did I see not only my pill, but one extremely angry daughter glaring at me. FML

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By ssnickel - 07/07/2009 21:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill on the floor and my dog ate it. The good news is, I startled her and she spit it right out. The bad news is, I still had to take it after it had been in my dog's mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2022 03:00 - Australia - Oyster Bay

Today, I found the cause of last night's crippling insomnia was the sleeping pill on the kitchen floor. FML

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By Michael - 25/10/2011 15:00 - Australia

Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2014 20:35 - United States - New Iberia

Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML

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By fijiflu - 05/11/2015 21:31

Today, at work in a call center, I went into my locker to get my pain pills from a recent surgery. When I opened the bottle, half my pills spread all over the floor. My boss walked by and said, "I knew it!" FML

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By tarheels526 - 08/02/2009 00:53 - United States

Today, the alarm on my phone went off. I picked it up, hit snooze, and dropped it back on my desk without looking. I woke up an hour later to find that I had dropped it directly in a full glass of water. FML

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By Maggie123 - 14/09/2009 05:07 - Canada

Today, I was taking my morning pills. There had been a lot of fruit flies in my house lately. I grabbed a cup of water beside to sink to wash the pills down. As soon as I tasted the drink, I realized it was vinegar and dish soap used to trap the flies. I washed my pills down with dead flies. FML

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Monday 13 April 2009 23:14

did you not even look at what you were swallowing?! thats what she said

manders_ 0

Monday 13 April 2009 23:11

oh god that sucks..

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Tuesday 14 April 2009 1:38

whatever it was it helped you sleep! oh, and in a few hours, you'll see what you ate if you know what i mean 0.0

so_me_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 1:43

Err, correction, I think #2 is a she? I apologize :)

sofia234 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 1:44

oh i cant even tell you how many times this has happened to me when I'm half-asleep. hopefully it wasn't anything bad haha!

effyouceeekay 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 1:48

how long'd you sleep for that'll tell you .

Higgy531 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 2:02

I'm sorry, but I have to make a Left 4 Dead reference. GRABBIN PEELS!

wood_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 2:03

lol this was a good one, made me lol

baby_bitch 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 2:04

#76..thanks for editing the part about me killing myself..that was just a bit harsh.

Ohnoitslindsay 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 2:15

I'm with 67. If you're not dead, this is not an FML. How is your life ******? And I like how this one is bringing out the crazies ;)

beccalee95 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 2:26

very nice. id go to the doctor. : )

odizzle14 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 2:27

number 21 hahahahahahhahahahahahahah

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