Today, for the millionth time, someone asked me if something...

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By Nothing - 24/12/2022 08:27

Today, for the millionth time, someone asked me if something was wrong and I said, "Nothing." All I have to do is say something other than "Nothing" and I can begin healing. Why is it so hard? Why is everything so hard? Why is existing so hard? FML

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