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By ElmoHughes - 07/05/2016 11:42 - United States

Today, at my gas station job, I forgot to change the sign after raising prices $.01. A lady came in screaming at me and demanded the difference after pumping 10 gallons. I gave her a dime out of my back pocket. She then called corporate, and I was written up for my "snarky attitude." FML

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