Today, at 10 days ahead of travelling nine hours to a small town...

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By R.I.P. - 28/07/2022 07:11

Today, at 10 days ahead of travelling nine hours to a small town to attend a cousin's wedding, that wedding was cancelled because there is an increase in Covid infections. My cousin's mother-in-law died of Covid this morning. FML

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