Transportation: Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some douchebag...

By leem - 27/08/2014 21:21 - Belgium - Zoersel

Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some douchebag yelled at me: "Nice car! Too bad you're so ugly!" It was my friend's car, so I don't even have that going for me. FML

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By crap car - 30/03/2016 01:13 - United States - Golden

Today, a friend was making fun of our teacher's car, calling it dorkmobile and saying only idiots would own that car. It's the same as the car I just bought. FML

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By fugly - 06/06/2015 00:44 - United States - Landenberg

Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2022 18:00

Today, I went out with my girlfriend to a restaurant. After parking up next to a badly parked Audi, I commented, “Typical shit parking by an Audi driver.” Unbeknownst to me, the owner was walking to his car at the exact same moment. FML

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By agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

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By Clunker - 24/10/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, as I was driving with my boyfriend, he pointed out what a crappy car I drive. About how the locks don't work, the vents are broken, the windshield wipers are busted, my headlights aren't bright, and a hubcap is missing. Then he said I’m a good match for my car, 'cos we have the same “personality". FML

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By apparentlyunattractive - 07/06/2009 09:23 - United States

Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML

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By fouchi - 10/04/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML

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MOVE!

By AHole - 21/11/2012 14:03 - United States - Grand Forks

Today, the car in front of me in the drop-off area at my son's school parked, and the driver got out. I basically leaned on my horn and gave her every dirty look in the book. She said nothing but stared at me as she opened the back of her van to unload her child's wheelchair. I'm an asshole. FML

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By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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theflyingellis 26

Thursday 28 August 2014 5:21

Talk about a bad day :(

cnewton84 28

Thursday 28 August 2014 5:21

Some people are just jerks op. Move on and dont let other peoples stupid comments bring you down

Comments

shinikageWolf 15

Thursday 28 August 2014 6:53

I would have shouted back "and you have a shitty personality!"

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 28 August 2014 7:07

That's one person not everybody

Edumcg 24

Thursday 28 August 2014 8:15

At least you have your friend? haha

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Thursday 28 August 2014 10:07

OP, that moron needs to insult random strangers to make himself feel better. What does that say about his life? You should actually feel good about yourself because clearly you must be in a much better place than him.

Godsofdracos 15

Thursday 28 August 2014 11:47

The comments section for this FML had more strong-positive-pulled out of your ass-brown nose-assumption based reinforcement than any other FML I've ever seen. It's like, "oh no, he called her ugly, end of the world!"... Yet if she called him ugly, there would be a reason people would be trying to find as to why. Each and every single one of you that assumes she's not ugly is a moron. Each and every single one of you that says looks don't matter is a hypocrite and a liar. And no, I'm not insulting anyone. You're insulting people by blatantly lying to their face, per se. I'm simply being honest. Go ahead and down vote me for not jumping on the pity train and Oprah train. FML isn't the place to help ugly people. Want to do that? Do it in real life where it'll mean something besides internet dribble.

TheCrispyCat 20

Thursday 28 August 2014 13:10

Laugh with them. They'll be confused when you say, "Yeah, I am pretty ugly!"

paramor3 23

Thursday 28 August 2014 13:21

Oh, because he's the ultimate decider on who's hot or not...yeahhh NO! You have friends...don't worry about it OP! That ***** is bound to end up sad and lonely with that winning personality of his ;)

alex_gen 38

Thursday 28 August 2014 14:14

Guys only insult women when they are insecure about their own selves. Meaning, he was deflecting his sense of ugliness onto you.

interesting33 36

Thursday 28 August 2014 15:54

That is awful of him. He probably picked any random person to insult - he probably barely looked at you and had been planning to insult someone all day and thought he was so funny. I should imagine he didn't pick you because of how you look at all as he must know that you can call ANYONE ugly and they will probably believe it to an extent.