Today, as a present, someone gave me clothes that are way too... - FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2023 22:22 - United States - Richmond

Today, as a present, someone gave me clothes that are way too small for me. They do this every time. I know I'll never have a girlfriend no matter what, and it's entirely my fault, but now, I don't want to eat anymore. I was actually having a really nice day before this happened too, when most days are depressing. FML

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