Miscellaneous: Today, as a prank I shook my girlfriend's can of soda. I hadn't...

By Simon - 30/12/2008 11:14 - France

Today, as a prank I shook my girlfriend's can of soda. I hadn't noticed that it was already open. FML

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You deserved it 53 517

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Same thing different taste

By stupidity - 25/05/2012 19:30 - Switzerland - Geneva

Today, trying to look cool, I threw my coke bottle in the air, and tried to catch it with one hand. I missed and it fell to the floor. Luckily, it wasn't open, but in my unimaginable stupidity, I opened it less than five seconds later. FML

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You deserved it 38 995

By Anonymous - 30/07/2012 06:41 - United States - Centralia

Today, my girlfriend decided it would be hilarious if she pulled a prank on me, so she did the classic "bucket of water on a door" one. I ended up getting stitches and a concussion on my birthday. FML

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You deserved it 1 975

Kinky.

By Domo731 - 05/11/2017 13:00 - United States - Johnson City

Today, I drank from a soda can that was on my floor. Unfortunately, it was my boyfriend’s pee. He was too lazy to go to the bathroom. FML

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You deserved it 4 943

By Anonymous - 13/03/2011 22:26 - United States

Today, in an attempt to impress a girl I like, I tried to crush a soda can by hitting it with my forehead. Not only did I fail, I knocked myself out in the process. When I regained consciousness, the girl was gone and someone had taken the liberty of drawing a penis on my face. FML

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You deserved it 73 886

By Anonymous - 21/05/2012 01:10 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, someone threw an open soda can at me from a car. It missed, so they circled around and threw an unopened can. That one hit. FML

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You deserved it 2 028

By Anonymous - 24/05/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML

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You deserved it 47 566

Tasty snack

By Thatkid - 18/02/2009 14:29 - Singapore

Today, my friend had a Coke can on his desk in class. It was empty but I was thirsty so I picked it up thinking I could try to get that little bit of Coke always left at the bottom. When I took a sip I found out he had been picking his fingernails and putting them in the can. FML

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You deserved it 56 606

By LilyL - 06/06/2010 21:53 - United States

Today, I spent hours cleaning the kitchen that my slob roommates always neglect. I scrubbed the floor, emptied the fridge, washed all the dishes, etc. When I was done, I was thirsty so I got myself a soda. I opened the can, and it exploded and sprayed everything I had just washed. FML

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You deserved it 5 726

By tumbleshay - 21/03/2015 01:32 - United States - Veneta

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend because I felt unappreciated. She found it appropriate to sarcastically say, "Oh no, how will I ever be able to open my jars?" FML

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You deserved it 4 869

By petmosch - 04/08/2017 00:30

Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML

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Tuesday 17 March 2009 18:10

ur dumb..

TheVerne 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 4:07

That's hilarious! And kind of awesome :)

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toch040 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 0:33

ydi for being an idiot and a jerk

marie_yuh100 3

Friday 11 June 2010 7:28

karma bitch:)

skyler_kitttyyy 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 15:26

karma(: haha

skyler_kitttyyy 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 20:44

karma has a way(:

XelaKJK 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 10:09

So you shook her doda...eh? kinky ;)

XelaKJK 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 10:10

soda* anti-flood sucks :(

Cutie_pie123 0

Monday 6 December 2010 22:21

Karmas a bitch :)

ihomeiscool 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 23:14

haha look before shaking!!!! #40!!!

snowman420 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 3:19

Delicious

littlericht 2

Saturday 5 November 2011 4:01

Shud have gone to specsavers! Lol

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Same thing different taste

Kinky.

Tasty snack

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