Health: Today, After weeks of doctor visits the retinal specialist finally... - FML

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By Awkward_Turtle69 - 13/01/2016 21:59 - United States

Today, After weeks of doctor visits the retinal specialist finally said he has no clue how to cure my disease. FML

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