Love: Today, after waiting for 2 weeks for the right moment to meet...

By xxlenalunaxx - 29/04/2015 11:11 - United States

Today, after waiting for 2 weeks for the right moment to meet my boyfriend's mom, she walked in as I was straddling him, trying to prove that I'd win in a wrestling match. I guess we met, then. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2022 12:00

Today, my boyfriend is always telling me I haven’t met his real mother yet, even though I’ve known her a year. However, when I happened to disagree with her today, she started screaming and hitting like a psycho. He had to wrestle her out the door. I get it now; I’ve now met his “real” mother. FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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By anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

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By the girlfriend - 26/08/2011 10:41 - United Kingdom

Today, at my boyfriend's house, I met his mother for the first time. And promptly fell in their pond. FML

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By fridgemylifee - 13/08/2015 17:39 - United States

Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML

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Mama Bear

By Ally - 19/05/2022 16:00

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. We've been dating for almost 5 months and are extremely in love. His mom basically said to me, "I want what’s best for my son and you aren’t it." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

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Nice to meet you… again

By pleaseno - 24/07/2009 00:52 - United States

Today, my mother invited me to a nice restaurant to meet her boyfriend whom she's been seriously dating for a month. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend's father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week. FML

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By fthislyfe - 02/07/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2014 06:09 - Australia - Mordialloc

Today, I met my boyfriend's adoptive family. There was his mom and several brothers, one of whom tried to hit on me. They tried to convince my boyfriend to break up with me, and his mom told me I'll probably get knocked up by the brother who hit on me. FML

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Wednesday 29 April 2015 18:13

At least you had clothes on! you did have clothes on, right?

trellz17 19

Wednesday 29 April 2015 18:13

Wrestling match my ass.

Comments

mellib381 15

Wednesday 29 April 2015 20:44

Same thing happened to me except I was on top of him and we were kissing. Clothes were on. I feel your pain.

vikky538 28

Wednesday 29 April 2015 20:56

At least she knows who is the strongest in relationship

gc327072 30

Wednesday 29 April 2015 21:55

"FINISH HIM!!"

kavyashahs 16

Wednesday 29 April 2015 22:13

Who won?

sarcasmwins 24

Wednesday 29 April 2015 22:28

Let the awkwardness ensue!

MrZsDad 19

Thursday 30 April 2015 2:42

Did he use his mom as a distraction to reverse your hold? Did he tap out, and mom lunge in with a Macho Man flying elbow? Did you lock eyes with mom, and spring into a feral leap drawing first blood and establishing doninance over your new pride? we need a follow up....please???