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By Ih8teenageangst - 03/07/2016 11:25 - United States - Anchorage

Today, after many years my father and I decide to have a guys weekend. The very nice RV we were driving caught fire and burned to the ground along with the pickup it was pulling. We then had to call the wives to come pick us up in the middle of Alaska. I guess we cannot be trusted on our own. FML

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lol_damn_bro 14

Sunday 3 July 2016 18:54

Quite an interesting turn of events, at least you or your father aren't injured

Elgrin 15

Monday 4 July 2016 7:18

A follow up with some more details would be much appreciated, OP.

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lol_damn_bro 14

Sunday 3 July 2016 18:54

Quite an interesting turn of events, at least you or your father aren't injured

RetireEngland 24

Sunday 3 July 2016 23:32

Walk away insurance ftw

Elgrin 15

Monday 4 July 2016 7:18

A follow up with some more details would be much appreciated, OP.

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