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By gross - 15/07/2016 03:06 - United States - Cuyahoga Falls

Today, after giving a potential employee a drug test and instructing her to leave her urine sample in the bathroom, she not only brought it into the office, she spilled it on the front desk. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2014 23:16 - United States - Windsor Heights

Today, I had to take a drug test for a new job. I ended up spilling the cup of pee all over myself. I had to explain what had happened, then go sit in a waiting room full of disgusted-looking people, while I kept drinking water to fill my bladder back up. FML

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Are you taking the piss?

By Anonymous - 28/05/2019 14:00

Today, I was being drug tested as part of a pre-employment policy for substitute teaching. Once I had peed in the cup enough to pass the line, I put it on the only available space: the toilet paper holder. Trying to get toilet paper, I knocked the cup over, spilling pee all over myself. FML

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By heck - 12/08/2016 13:57

Today, I took a drug test. Not only did I fail the drug test, but I mostly missed the sample cup and got urine all over my pants. FML

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By Taylor Page - 19/02/2015 16:24 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML

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The customer is always right

By peachass - 29/12/2015 04:59 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, at work, a woman decided to use the changing room as a public toilet, to wipe the urine with the clothes she tried on, then leave the mess along with her soiled underwear and a used maxi pad for me to clean up. FML

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By overflowing - 16/04/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, I had to take a mandatory drug test with the doctor present. Nervous, I couldn't get myself to pee in the cup right away. When I finally did, I couldn't stop myself from overfilling the cup and getting pee all over myself. FML

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Straining

By NoPeeGiven - 14/04/2013 05:10 - United States - Palatine

Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML

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By urinanalysis - 03/12/2009 16:08 - Canada

Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2013 21:10 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, one of my co-workers was fired after my manager discovered him pissing in the office coffee pot. I had three cups before I found out what had happened. FML

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Overdoing it

By Zill - 17/11/2022 10:00

Today, my girlfriend has become such a workaholic that I found her sitting in her office, soaked in piss. When I called her out, she said she didn't want to take bathroom breaks anymore, and asked me to buy diapers. FML

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floridagreg 10

Friday 15 July 2016 13:13

That would really "piss" me off.

Dave_Davington 33

Friday 15 July 2016 13:16

I think wee all agree that that's really unpleasant. Still, you'd bladder clean that up before it starts to smell.

Comments

JZY1989 23

Saturday 16 July 2016 1:35

Put her on the team coach.

TheAspieDork 27

Saturday 16 July 2016 2:11

She has to have failed that test

_Adog2645 24

Saturday 16 July 2016 4:53

Damn, urine for a pretty bad time when you have to clean that up

19foxy81 8

Saturday 16 July 2016 5:09

She probably did it on purpose in the hopes that you would throw it out & not bother to test it...

Cammi0 18

Saturday 16 July 2016 6:02

So.. I'm assuming they didn't get the job?

mommiof2 6

Saturday 16 July 2016 6:59

She probably did it on purpose. Knowing she wasn't clean and knowing she'd have to wait to do another therefore giving her time to get clean

zzzx 3

Saturday 16 July 2016 14:21

I never had to take a drug test in my life. I never did any drugs so I'd be clean anyway, but if the first thing a company asked me to do was "pee in the cup", I wouldn't want to work there. The only person I know that ever had to take a drug test works in security. Why do companies even require it for many unrelated jobs? You can do tons of cocaine and be a great programmer, for example.

AverageAvarice 23

Sunday 17 July 2016 4:38

You seem to have no realistic gauge for how drugs alter a person. Even an alcoholic is a bad choice in employee, and that is legal.

nicoleeeee_94 10

Saturday 16 July 2016 15:21

something tells me that she won't be getting the job if she can't follow simple directions like that. makes me wonder how she does with complicated instructions?? hopefully it all got cleaned up!!

graceinsheepwear 33

Saturday 16 July 2016 17:15

It's not very secure to leave a urine test in the bathroom where it could be tampered with, and maybe the candidate felt more comfortable handing it off directly, unfortunately fumbling it.