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By Around - 23/05/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, after doing a graveyard shift at work, I took the bus home. I fell asleep on the way and woke up 25 miles away from my bus stop. I took another bus heading back and couldn't stay awake. I then woke up where I started from. FML

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By feltuponthe69 - 08/07/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, I fell asleep on the bus and when I woke up, I found out that I missed my stop by ten stops and I was on the last bus of the night. And, to make matters worse, a drunk hobo was sitting next to me with a beer in one hand and was rubbing my leg with the other. FML

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By Tom - 26/04/2017 18:00

Today, I got the bus to work instead of walking so I could be there faster. However, I accidentally got on the wrong bus which let me off a mile and a half away from my workplace. Then, after another half-hour of trying to walk there, I found that it wasn't even open that day. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2014 15:33 - United States

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML

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By CoolGuy69 - 12/09/2016 11:53 - Sweden - Mölnlycke

Today, I studied all night for a big test. I ended up falling asleep on the bus ride there. I woke up in a different province. FML

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By meteorbabe0101 - 14/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2021 22:01

Today, I was in a bus headed to another city and fell asleep as did everyone else. I must've woken up last, because I half-snorted as I woke up and everybody heard. Now we’re on a coffee break and I can see them all snicker about it outside. FML

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By pyrogypsy - 24/10/2014 01:05 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was the weird girl on the city bus who falls asleep then makes a loud, weird noise and wakes herself up. FML

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By lukey101 - 30/09/2021 01:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I took the train home to save a few dollars on an Uber fare. I fell asleep on the train, got a fine for travelling outside of my paid zone, and had to take an even longer Uber home than it would have been from where I started. FML

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By FUCKKKS - 03/03/2013 17:37 - United States

Today, after a long work shift, I was so tired that I took a nap in my car to avoid driving half-asleep. When I awoke, there was a huge truck in front of me. I thought I'd fallen asleep while driving and was about to die. I only realized it was stationary after I pissed myself. FML

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By anonymous - 22/12/2017 15:00

Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML

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duckiedolittle 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 16:18

one word; coffee.

smiley_ily 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 16:16

lmaoo, at least you had some time to sleep. just keep doing it till the morning x)

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Sinisin2010 0

Monday 24 May 2010 6:27

Sometimes they don't work on a person, I wonder what kind of job the OP has that makes them so tired though.

greenarroww2 0

Monday 24 May 2010 7:32

Coffee can help lol

fatman1970 25

Monday 24 May 2010 11:01

I know how you feel as I've done the same thing on a train.

briiana012 3

Monday 24 May 2010 14:53

haha had a good nap?

poopmonster05 3

Monday 24 May 2010 22:39

atleast you had a good nap or should I say naps? lmfao

Wearwulf 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 6:25

I only fell asleep on the bus one time, which was from pulling an all-nighter studying. Gotta get your rest before work.

Kyousho 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 21:15

LOL i feel ya, that happened to me too

kittykat1501 31

Thursday 18 June 2015 7:16

You should have set an alarm

T1A2Z3 34

Monday 23 April 2018 11:34

I usually set an alarm on my phone for when I think I'll be at my stop

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