Miscellaneous: Today, a very attractive man asked me out. I'd have been flattered... - FML

By Hello Nurse - 24/09/2012 04:32 - United States - El Macero

Today, a very attractive man asked me out. I'd have been flattered if I weren't the nurse assigned to his laboring wife. FML

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By MysticSoup - 21/04/2019 22:00 - United States - Carthage

Today, I asked my doctor out on a date. He had his nurse turn me down. FML

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By wowthanks - 11/01/2013 19:37 - United States - Baldwin Park

Today, I was asked out by a friend of mine. He's a doctor and works at a prestigious hospital, so thinking we would eat somewhere special, I got all dressed up. We ended up eating at his hospital's cafeteria, because he gets a small employee discount. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2016 15:48

Today, a very attractive man asked me out on a date, and I said yes. He is tall, charming and a very good kisser. I'm sure the woman he heavily made out with after I left would agree. FML

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It was the painkillers, I swear

By laurenh211 - 17/11/2020 17:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband came home from the hospital after having painful surgery, so I decided to make him a nice big breakfast. As I was taking it up to him, I heard a message on the phone. It was from one of his nurses. She was accepting his offer of a date. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML

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By ThroatSlasher - 17/08/2015 19:20 - United Kingdom - Grimsby

Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with, "Hah, just kidding. You're fucking BORING!" FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 20:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, after a year and half of being single, I was asked out on a date. I was asked by a married man. FML

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By nottananny - 21/07/2009 08:49 - United States

Today, I realized why I was hired to be a nanny. Apparently the husband had eyes for the last nanny. According to the wife I am not attractive enough to be a threat. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2012 05:17 - United States

Today, I'm so insecure that I was still slightly flattered when the demented old man at the nursing home where I work hit on me, because at least somebody finds me attractive. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 04:40 - United States

Today, at work, a woman fainted, and an extremely attractive cop came in to help. I ended up running into him an hour later. Seeing as though I'm not very shy or a nervous person, I struck up a conversation with him, thinking it must be fate. I ended up fumbling my words so much he asked if I was drunk. FML

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MissIconic 8

Monday 24 September 2012 12:06

Call him out on it later, that's disrespectful :/

the_anti_hipster 7

Monday 24 September 2012 12:07

Ouch. Look on the bright side...you can say no and be rid of him. His wife, on the other hand...not so lucky.

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captainObviously 15

Monday 24 September 2012 15:34

Cant fault the man for trying. Haha men will be men. Cheers!!

SkyyEatsAirplane 11

Monday 24 September 2012 15:54

I would've told his wife.

ebonyirony 29

Monday 24 September 2012 18:21

Yes. Every woman who just delivered her child wants this on top of it.

SkyyEatsAirplane 11

Monday 24 September 2012 19:22

At least she'll know who her baby daddy is

noisebox 1

Monday 24 September 2012 16:20

Just go for it until something better comes along...

skyeyez9 24

Monday 24 September 2012 16:22

Probably has 8 different kids with 8 other women.

ObeyStudKing 4

Monday 24 September 2012 17:05

What a ******* dick. I would have kicked him in the balls. I hope you tell his wife he made a pass at you after she has the baby, but please be careful. There's a high chance he could switch things around and mess with your job. Good luck

Haskins54 4

Monday 24 September 2012 17:08

Wtf, his a dick

DylansMomma 9

Monday 24 September 2012 18:06

Your comment : What a jackass. I hope you called him out on how disrespectful that is not only to his WIFE but to his child about to be born.

challan 19

Monday 24 September 2012 18:08

I recently met a man who discussed his loving wife and 8 (yes 8) kids with me. We were having a great conversation, and he seemed so nice, until he asked me if I'd like to try out his oral skills, because he was the ultimate o giver.

183933 6

Monday 24 September 2012 18:26

I feel sorry for his wife and newborn.

charlybrown258 0

Monday 24 September 2012 18:45

Sleeeeezy , men are pigs

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Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML

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Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML

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Today, I was walking up some stairs and heard a noise as if someone was following me. The faster I went, the louder the noise got. I was too scared to realize that it was just my thighs causing my jeans to chafe. FML

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Today, mom was so upset when she found out that she is having another granddaughter that she wants us to pay her back for the little boy clothes that she bought before the sex of the baby was known. FML

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Today, a policeman and I confronted my psychotic neighbor, who stole my cat because she thinks flea bites cause cancer. She refused to tell us what she'd done with the cat. I just spent $100 last month in vet bills, and my kids are crying for their pet. He's probably in pieces in her freezer. FML

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Today, my wife asked me to smack her ass as a sign of affection, so I did, she liked it, and we had sex. This afternoon I walked past and smacked her ass again. I now have a bruised eye, ringing in my left ear, and a severe warning to never do that again. Why? FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML

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Today, and for a few days, I've been sick, vomiting, with fever from a stomach bug. I was in the middle of a figure skating competition when it happened. I had just won and was gearing up for day two. I also just lost a best friend after they asked me to throw the competition and I declined. FML

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