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By Bubbles - 16/02/2016 03:00 - United States - Berwick

Today a presenter was showing us her Facebook for a social media class. We were to say things she liked. A picture came up with flowers in a room. My friend and I were laughing at dumb jokes. She said they're for her mom for her anniversary cause her dad passed 8 years ago. We were mid-laughter. FML

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