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By Redhead4life - 18/03/2012 00:48 - United States - Miami

Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML

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Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML

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Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML

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By jules - 17/04/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, I was in the supermarket and I see this little boy trying to reach for something on the top shelf. I go over to him and ask if his mom knows where he is. The boy turns around. He was actually a very angry midget. FML

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bitchpleasemike 7

Sunday 18 March 2012 9:17

tap dance for her

deathpotato 11

Sunday 18 March 2012 9:29

If I was a midget I would dress like a leprechaun all the time and carry around a pot of fake gold just to **** With people.

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tara805 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 22:23

Are you that short?

redhedsaysrawr 18

Sunday 18 March 2012 23:00

Its ok... I'm a ginger AND I'm short so i hear that every day... Don't worry OP, you learn to like it... :P

jessimica642 8

Monday 19 March 2012 2:58

You just made her day

XKeirraNicoleX 1

Monday 19 March 2012 6:27

I'm 4'11" and I'm a ginger. I've been called a leprechaun. I dont mind it, though.

Roggenrola 4

Monday 19 March 2012 7:24

Omg. It's Niall Horan! <3 loool.

cmac86 23

Monday 19 March 2012 8:03

I would have said "Yes, and you'll never gets lucky charms!" Wait, now that I think of it, that's probably a good way to end up in jail. I can just see Chris Hansen now!

EvilLilCupcake 10

Monday 19 March 2012 10:58

Im half Irish and have red hair and green eyes. Never been called a leprechaun before though.

touchesthelight 8

Monday 26 March 2012 7:52

I think that ginger men are sexy!

Horsempeg 25

Wednesday 22 May 2013 23:15

Don't feel bad OP, red heads are a dying breed!

Euronymous93 29

Thursday 27 June 2013 7:20

She's just being a kid and didn't know any better. If it's any consolation, I think red hair is the most beautiful natural hair color.

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