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By Redhead4life - 18/03/2012 00:48 - United States - Miami

Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML

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Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML

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By frenchy - 06/02/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML

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By DrLight - 17/01/2015 01:59 - United States - Raleigh

Today, a kid looked at me, screamed, then ran away yelling "Chewbacca!" FML

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By ButImBeautiful - 04/02/2017 02:00 - United Kingdom - Cheltenham

Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML

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By jules - 17/04/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, I was in the supermarket and I see this little boy trying to reach for something on the top shelf. I go over to him and ask if his mom knows where he is. The boy turns around. He was actually a very angry midget. FML

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bitchpleasemike 7

Sunday 18 March 2012 9:17

tap dance for her

deathpotato 11

Sunday 18 March 2012 9:29

If I was a midget I would dress like a leprechaun all the time and carry around a pot of fake gold just to **** With people.

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FatTony2010 4

Sunday 18 March 2012 9:44

Where is my god damn gold, bitch!

Dajucy1 7

Sunday 18 March 2012 22:40

There's no need for foul language

yuzuhere 21

Sunday 18 March 2012 9:48

Did you happen to have a bowl of cereal, by any chance?

Voldy_fml 16

Sunday 18 March 2012 10:34

What does this have to do with the FML?

GVirdi 11

Sunday 18 March 2012 10:57

18 I think 14 is referring to Lucky Charms cereal

Dirty_Minded_FML 2

Sunday 18 March 2012 10:32

Am I the only one who had to look at the l word twice to realise it said leprechaun?

LMA0 5

Sunday 18 March 2012 11:32

Yes you are.

AlaskanEskimo34 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 11:01

*Little girl gets Lucky Charms box out and thinks it's OP on the cover* You are a redhead so I'm assuming your profile pic looks like Lucky the leprechaun?

thefmlman2011 36

Sunday 18 March 2012 11:14

Happy St Patrick Day!

chevyboy1122 9

Sunday 18 March 2012 11:27

Awesome, just awesome

TrippingOnAcid 29

Sunday 18 March 2012 11:39

I pissed m'self laughing

sceptic 1

Sunday 18 March 2012 12:20

So you're a midget, big ******* deal... Why are you whining about what a kid said?...

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 18 March 2012 17:22

Well your life must be sooo perfect that you never have a moment of annoyance that can be an FML moment.

Kevin_Dwayne 6

Sunday 18 March 2012 13:17

No lucky coins for her :p

ddeathbombb 5

Sunday 18 March 2012 13:38

Are you a lepordchon jk but are you really that small

Dajucy1 7

Sunday 18 March 2012 16:45

*leprechaun

ddeathbombb 5

Sunday 18 March 2012 20:44

Thanks didn't know how to spell it

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