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By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, I was given a DUI while in the Whataburger drive thru. FML

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By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

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By DWIcop - 03/04/2019 00:00

Today, while leaving our county courthouse after testifying as the arresting officer in multiple DWI cases, I hit a wrong way sign in the court’s parking lot. All the defense attorneys were outside, asking me if I was drunk. FML

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By driverman12 - 04/04/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML

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By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML

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By hockusa3 - 11/09/2014 15:44 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2012 07:33 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2016 19:29 - United States - Greeley

Today, I got threatened with a gun at the drive-thru, all because my coworker forgot to include extra fries in the guy's order. FML

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By Ladyfarquard - 21/07/2019 04:03

Today, I got charged with drink driving, without even driving my car. FML

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shadowtrooper 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 1:34

hahaha dude stop drinking and driving

littlemissalex 3

Sunday 17 July 2011 1:35

Don't drink and drive, it's that simple. I dot care if you kill yourself doing it, but don't you dare kill an innocent person

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gntfmlingnow 12

Sunday 17 July 2011 6:23

the hell's a whataburger?

miz66independent 1

Sunday 17 July 2011 6:26

Texans can drive?!?

chouter21 10

Sunday 17 July 2011 8:08

no shit idiot! Texas is a big state.

miz66independent 1

Sunday 17 July 2011 8:51

wow! if you HONESTLY thought that I was literal, then that makes you the idiot that doesn't understand the underlying humor.

ReynshineCutting 10

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:16

Well sort of. Why do you think we drive big trucks? So when we crash or swerve or something it just feels like a speed bump!

chouter21 10

Sunday 17 July 2011 20:11

lol chill! I wasn't trying to be mean!!!

scarymovies95 4

Sunday 17 July 2011 6:28

How did you manage that one?

mrsmorris 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 6:43

Ha! Wow seriously dude, quit drinking and driving!

oo7kimba 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 6:45

cuuuz you probly pulled into the "exit" way and went thru the drive-thru the wrong way!

fyl12345678901 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 6:49

stone cold Steve austin

TSUtexans 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 6:55

I love going there after Texas country concerts

keness 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 7:00

Lls

pugsley208 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 7:14

ydi for bein a ****** retard

IFeel4Yeah 5

Sunday 17 July 2011 7:17

did you still get you burger ?

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