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By Auburn_flame - 27/03/2019 00:00

Today, I've been horribly sick with a stomach virus. Six hours ago, I asked my husband to go to the store and get me a few things that would help ease my misery. He's still in bed and I'm cleaning the house in between bouts of vomiting. FML

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By AnonWife - 22/01/2014 01:16 - United Kingdom - Scunthorpe

Today, my husband and I are sick. He keeps whining about how bad he feels. I'm just as sick, as well as 7 months pregnant. I've not only been taking care of his whiny ass: I've cooked, cleaned, and gone to the store several times because the tissues we had were too rough on his nose. FML

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By greenintheface - 30/04/2011 06:27 - United States

Today, I had a horrible stomach flu and was well into my second hour of dry heaving when I heard my husband knock on the bathroom door. I was touched that he was worried about me, until I heard, "Honey, what did you make for dinner?" FML

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By MonieIndmiddle - 13/11/2017 05:00

Today, my kids caught a virus from school. My husband stayed home with them since I make more money and he didn't want to risk me getting sick. Guess which adult has the runs and is puking every five seconds. Nope, not him. FML

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By AW - 10/01/2011 12:48

Today, my husband and I are both suffering from food poisoning. He has horrible, raging, rank smelling, explosive diarrhea; I am vomiting every 15 minutes. We have one bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2015 17:56 - United States

Today, I'm sick with a stomach flu. For the last 5 hours, I've been going back and forth from the couch to the bathroom. Each time I get into the bathroom, I have to make a choice of whether to sit on the toilet or kneel by it. Each time I have to clean up the other mess. FML

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The stench

By God the smell - 09/08/2018 22:00

Today, my husband had a bad stomach bug and fever. While I was at work, he had diarrhoea but couldn't make it to the toilet so he went in the bin next to his desk, crawled back into bed, and passed out. It sat there in this heatwave for 5 hours. FML

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By akiza - 17/11/2012 02:00 - Japan

Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML

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Stay hydrated

By Time To Go - 23/09/2022 01:30

Today, my kid has severe diarrhoea. My husband said he was going out to get medicine. Two long, painful hours later, I find he's out eating and chilling with his friends. FML

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By Thanks Babe - 20/04/2013 23:40 - United States - Aurora

Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML

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By ihatelaura - 15/05/2010 23:47 - United States

Today, I had to clean my boyfriend's puke off of our bed. Last night he ditched me to go out partying, came home, threw up, and passed out. He thinks it's only fair I clean up today because he's "not feeling well". FML

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Aphrodite 20

Wednesday 27 March 2019 0:34

Time to go fill up a bucket of water....

pinkladysunshyn 4

Wednesday 27 March 2019 1:04

get a new partner

Comments

Akitakat 31

Wednesday 27 March 2019 19:50

Time to invest in a cattle prod. ;)

Mayaaaaaaaaa 12

Thursday 28 March 2019 3:01

Take a poo right on his sleeping face. What a jerk.

Brightside86 30

Thursday 28 March 2019 4:02

Communication can be difficult, are you sure you're using the type of communication that your husband responds well to?

TheSacredRatty 18

Thursday 28 March 2019 20:59

Divorce his ass

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 31 March 2019 7:02

March into that bedroom and get his lazy ass up. If my husband did that, he'd be getting an ear-full. But seriously, if you've got that nasty virus, there's no need for you to be cleaning the house until you feel better. It can wait 24 hours.

AmbrosiaFan 18

Sunday 31 March 2019 17:45

Vomit all over him, then rip him a new ass and tell him when he's done cleaning himself up either go get you some medicine and clean the house while YOU recuperate or else look for a divorce lawyer. Sounds like a POS...

AmbrosiaFan 18

Sunday 31 March 2019 17:48

On another note, if you are horribly sick, you shouldn't even be cleaning the house. SO I could see hubby seeing you clean, meaning you are well enough to get your own medicine. If you are that horribly sick, time to hop into bed and try to get some rest. unless you aren't that sick.