Sex, Cars and Intimacy: Stop talking, stop talking now

Stop talking, stop talking now

By Anonymous - 14/06/2012 15:49 - United States

Today, I went out of town with my mother-in-law. I don't know what posessed her to start questioning me about her son's and my sex life. When I told her I wasn't talking about that, she began to dicuss her and my father-in-law's bedroom habits. The car ride was two hours. FML

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You deserved it 2 660

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Same thing different taste

By bitchasaurusrex - 15/02/2011 21:24 - Canada

Today, I was driving with my mother. The ride was 2 hours long. For the first hour, she talked about how uncomfortable sex is the first time. For the second, she talked about how I should take accordion lessons. FML

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Where did that come from?

By psychicmother - 09/09/2011 10:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was driving my drunk mother home when my phone rang. It was my boyfriend, so I asked her to answer the call. My mother then questioned him on our sex life and was especially interested to know if we'd used handcuffs because I "like them." I have no recollection of ever telling her this. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, my mom gave me a talk on safe sex. During a three hour car ride. With my friends in the back seat. FML

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Nosey

By Jess - 04/05/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, my husband and I got back from our honeymoon and we saw his mom's car in front of our house. When we walked in she asked us so many questions about our trip. The first question she asked my husband was, "Were you satisfied with her in bed?" FML

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There's a time and a place

By Hanna - 03/04/2011 17:55 - United States

Today, while driving with my step mother, she attempted to have phone sex with my dad. FML

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You deserved it 4 659

Motormouth

By Anonymous - 17/08/2020 17:08

Today, my boyfriend and I were riding in the back seat of his mom’s car and she kept talking at him non-stop. He responded only in grunts. When at some point I informed her that her son had been asleep for several minutes, she just kept on talking to him anyway. FML

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By Bali_Boil - 16/01/2010 00:44 - United States

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house, and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel like riding along when it was time for her dad to drive me home, and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15-minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries." FML

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You deserved it 6 818

Clean

By Anonymous - 22/04/2022 01:30 - India - Hyderabad

Today, in the entire half-hour since my mother-in-law reached our home, she's inspected and criticised every aspect of our home, despite things being spot clean. And sermoned me non stop on how to "live". My husband still wonders why I don't want her visiting. It"s going to be a long two weeks. FML

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Don't wanna know

By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 05:50

Today, my dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML

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Confinement's gonna be fun

By Anonymous - 16/03/2020 23:01

Today, I left the house to get groceries. My parents asked me where I was going and how long I would be gone for. Thinking they were just being inquisitive parents, I ignored them. I got home 20 minutes later to them having sex. FML

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You deserved it 2 364

21jason 9

Thursday 14 June 2012 20:02

Get any good tips?

mollysticks 10

Thursday 14 June 2012 20:02

I wouldn't be able to look at her the same way ever again...

Comments

florencesummer 0

Thursday 14 June 2012 20:24

Four way anyone?

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 14 June 2012 21:13

No way!

Drizzelhell 3

Thursday 14 June 2012 20:27

Well she could be discussing this with you for the fact that your partner is unhappy. Because they some how mothers always know. Just saying. But yes i agree your life sucks but i feel your pain

yourmofo 6

Thursday 14 June 2012 20:31

You see I get kinda dry down there so your father in law dips it in Country Crock and crams it in, after it takes him 10 minutes to get himself going. Then he finishes in my arm pit.

lovelyspyder 7

Thursday 14 June 2012 21:08

That was unnecessarily vulgar...

Awsumuzzie 12

Thursday 14 June 2012 20:40

Maybe she thinks her son is sexually pleased THE SAME EXACT WAY due to heredity.

mrsmathers17531 5

Thursday 14 June 2012 21:02

An iPod and some headphones would have came in handy.

Pandacupcakelove 26

Thursday 14 June 2012 21:26

Listening to music while riding a car with somebody who wants to talk to you is very rude. No matter what they're talking about...

Drizzelhell 3

Thursday 14 June 2012 21:34

BS with that if someone is talking about something you don't want to hear or talk about and u ask politely to stop then they crushed the barriers of being utterly rude so headphones and music doesn't hurt.