Health, Drunk and Awkward: Spectacle

Spectacle

By chunderful202 - 24/12/2012 08:46 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I woke up with a hangover from hell. My clothes were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML

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By caramelkarma - 15/04/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I woke up on my mom's couch with a wicked hangover. I made a mad dash for the toilet but felt the wave coming after two steps. I grabbed a bag of trash next to the front door and showed it no mercy. After I'd recovered and cleaned up, Mom asked if I'd seen the bag containing her Tax Materials. FML

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By hedayk - 15/05/2015 20:26 - United States - Bronx

Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 17:54 - United States

Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML

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By Anna - 18/06/2011 16:54 - Estonia

Today, I woke up with a high fever and hallucinations. I called for my mother, who after checking me, swore that I was just hungover from a night of partying, called me a "f*cking hedonist", and refused to help. FML

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By Username - 11/08/2019 16:00 - United States

Today, I have a horrible hangover. My mom also decided it was a good day to go hiking. I ended up puking on the trail. FML

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By Tucker - 08/02/2010 19:29 - United States

Today, I woke up with a hangover from last night. Last night, I snuck out and went to a party at a club. To hide my hangover, I cleaned myself up and walked into the kitchen to get a drink. My mother looked at me and said, "What's that on your wrist?" I'd forgotten I'd left the wristband on from the club. I'm already grounded. FML

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By loveurlifejk - 28/12/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML

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By Ohhh the pain - 28/04/2019 04:00

Today, after a night of vomiting and diarrhoea, my family forced me to our beach house for the night. I packed my bag and my mum said she put my bag in the car. We get there where we realise she forgot to put my bag in the car. Not a big deal I thought. 5 minutes later I shit and vomited myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2010 11:00 - Norway

Today, I woke up with a hangover. I had a party last night. Besides a stolen TV, someone seemingly decided to take a dump in my piano. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2021 14:01 - Germany

Today, I feel hung over. Don’t feel up to anything except slouching on the sofa, nursing my headache. Must have been one hell of a party, lots of booze, right? Actually, all I did was go to bed at 11:30 last night, instead of my usual 8.30. FML

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kittycat1597 10

Monday 24 December 2012 16:23

If you can't spell and use correct grammar, don't comment!

galaxystar2 6

Monday 24 December 2012 16:17

Christmas card for next year!!

Comments

perdix 29

Monday 24 December 2012 16:27

I hope she sent Grandma at least 12 shots. That way, Grandma could have the cutest 2013 calendar! A close-up of your puffy eyes could be a great April Fools and a vomit stain on your shirt would be a spoooooky Halloween fright!

HortonThelephant 15

Monday 24 December 2012 16:28

Gosh op... I'm really sorry I vomited on you last night as I was leaving! I was hella-drunk! Raging party though!

Lant 6

Monday 24 December 2012 16:39

Just be happy there wasnt anything drawn on your forhead

ICastillo 24

Monday 24 December 2012 16:45

There was it said "I

gracehi 31

Monday 24 December 2012 17:50

Dammit, ICastillo! Why must you leave me in suspense?

ICastillo 24

Monday 24 December 2012 19:39

Where's the fun in just blurting out what it said? It's so you can use your imagination and fill in the blanks.

Myo_fml 20

Monday 24 December 2012 16:42

Well, if she is punishing you for drinking and not joking around, she'll have gotten her point across. Nothing is worse than when a grandmother is disappointed in you -shudder-.